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Joke of the Day
"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"
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"Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic."
"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."
"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."
"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"
"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."
"A redneck sees another carrying a sheep under each arm. So he asks him, ""you shearing?"" The other answers ""nope, gonna fuck 'em both m'self."""
"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."