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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
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"Horrible Valentines Chocolates Girl: Those chocolates you gave me sucked. Boy: *looks at empty box* then why'd you eat them all? Girl: I had to make sure they all sucked."
"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."
"You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by."
"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."
"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"
"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."
"I Farted in an Apple Store I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE AND THEY GOT MAD But it's NOT MY FAULT THEY DON'T HAVE WINDOWS"