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"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"

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"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"
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"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."
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