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Joke of the Day

"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"

"4yo doctor visit: Doc: no more than 30 mins for 4yo on the iPad. I'd rather he play with mud. Me: .. Wife:.. Me: where do u download mud?"

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"Two men were sitting in a canoe in the middle of the desert... One man says to the other, ""where's your paddle?"" to which the other man replies, ""sure does."""

"An artilleryman says what? What? Right. What? What. He says what. What?"

"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"

"Only dead fish go with the flow."

"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"

"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."

"War vets with prosthetic limbs are running marathons and I'm busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord."