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Joke of the Day
"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"
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"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."
"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."
"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."
"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."
"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."
"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"
"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""