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Joke of the Day
"How much is twelve units of mass? Dozen matter."
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"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"
"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."
"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."
"That awkward moment when people text you first and then don't keep the conversation going."
"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"
"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"
"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."
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"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"