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Joke of the Day
"How much is twelve units of mass? Dozen matter."
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"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."
"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"
"I like my women like I like my presidents... Dead and illicit."
"Variants for running. Variants for running:- 1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you. (If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)"
"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"
"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."
"Why is it so important to fruits to get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"I swear, if I go to read one more goddamn article and I click on it and it's a video, I'll... I'll... tweet about it."
"My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :("