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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my presidents... Dead and illicit."
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"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"
"Cop: Do you have any drugs in the car? Me: Absolutely not. Trust me, I've looked."
"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"
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"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"
"Can you eat me out? What are you doing?! I just wanted some of your pot brownie."
"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"