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"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"
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"Why do black people have white palms? (NSFW) Because everybody needs a little good in them. *Found in my Spanish text book in 6th grade... kids man"
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
"Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet"
"[Commercial for axes] [A lumberjack swinging a dead goat against a tree in the woods] *Turns to camera* ""There has to be a better way?"""
"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."
"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"
"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"
"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school."