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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"
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"When I was a child, I loved astronomy and I actually saw Orion's belt many times. My Dad's nickname was Orion and he used to beat the shit out of me because I didn't like sports."
"""WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?"" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."
"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"
"It seems a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG"
"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"
"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."
"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."
"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."