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Joke of the Day

"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."

"A black man walks into the university"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."

"She told me she wanted to Netflix and chill. But when I got there she had Redbox."

"I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.."

"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and put in a freezer"

"Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along."