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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"

"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"

"An asian asks for help at an airport... Asian: ""why is my plane late? It said it would be here at 6:30."" Airplane help guy: ""fluctuations."" Asian: ""fluck you americans too."""

"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""

"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."

"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"

"why did the pacifist stay away from cows? To avoid unnecessary beef."

"Have you heard about the new movie, ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet."

"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."

"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"