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Joke of the Day

"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"

"If there is a difference between a minor inconvenience and the end of the fucking world, you'd never know if from my histrionics."

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."

"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."

"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."

"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."

"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"You can't spell feminism without men. Women are notoriously bad spellers."