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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"
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"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"
"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""
"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"
"Asked my Ouija board if I was getting laid tonight. The pointer keeps gliding back and forth between the H and the A. It's been over an hour."
"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."
"North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea."
"I'm gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends"
"I just told a cow that he's being watched. I always like to make beef stew."