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Joke of the Day
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
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"Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."
"How is ""Shark spotted swimming off the coast"" news worthy? Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different."
"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and told her, ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."
"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."
"Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it."
"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"