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Joke of the Day

"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"

"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"

"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"

"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."

"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."

"Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed? He had a staff infection..."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."

"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"

"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."