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Joke of the Day
"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."
Next Joke
"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""
"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"
"I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?"
"Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers? Arizona"
"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."
"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."
"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"