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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
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"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"
"What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory? Two test tickles."
"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."
"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."
"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"
"Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time."
"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"
"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."
"I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore."