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Joke of the Day

"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I have never wanted to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."

"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."

"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."

"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Bush did it."

"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"

"The 'g' in 'contains 100% angus beef'... is the different between a great steak, and a hot dog."

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was too time consuming."

"Want to hear a joke told backwards? Upvote first."