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Joke of the Day
"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."
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"I used to like banking... ... But then I lost interest."
"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."
"So a termite walks into a bar... And he sits down and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"
"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """
"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"
"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."