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Joke of the Day
"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."
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"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."
"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."
"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations."
"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"
"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."
"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."