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Joke of the Day

"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"

"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."

"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"

"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."

"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"

"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"Why are ships referred to as ""she"" A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap."

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."