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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"

"My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way."

"Why Does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D-shells"

"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a huge bird unlike any we've ever seen before! What kind of bird is that? Just look at that bird!"

"If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration"

"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."

"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."