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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations."

"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."

"What is America worth? Nothing, it's a free country."

"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"

"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."

"That IS a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you. Why must society make these two things mutually exclusive??"

"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."

"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."

"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."