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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what base that was, but thank you TSA."

"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."

"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"

"Women Odors A man walks up to a woman and says ""Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?"" She says ""no"" He says ""Oh, then it must be your socks"""

"Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone."

"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."

"If god didn't like sex, He wouldn't make us scream His name when it's really hot."

"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."

"What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer."

"One night a burglar broke into my house All he got was practice."