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Joke of the Day

"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."

"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"Let me put on my thinking cap hmmm... all I'm coming up with is ""I'm a sentient garment my very existence is a horror kill me now""."

"Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"

"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"Did you hear about the industrious tree? He wanted to branch out, but his efforts yielded no fruit. But the non-industrious tree stuck to its roots."