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Joke of the Day

"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."

"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"

"Do you know how to convert a dishwasher into an automatic snowplow? Give that bitch a shovel. (I'm not really a sexist pig... But that's still one of my favorite jokes.)"

"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."

"I have, a really beautiful body under my floor boards"

"My hair is 100% organic, but it has been tested on animals. Portions may have been used to drape over cats' heads to make little wigs."

"Do you remember the ""Hold a coke with your boobs"" challenge ? It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."

"My wife saw an ad in a window Which said ""tampons 50cents"" Is that true, she asked the shopkeeper... Very true, he said....""no strings attached"""

"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."

"There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today"