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Joke of the Day

"Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone."

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"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."
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"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."