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Joke of the Day

"Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said..... bastard"

"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"

"Look at all these people writing in Starbucks, just like Hemingway."

"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"

"What's the worst STD you can get from a black man? Pregnancy."

"What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race"

"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."

"What were the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima? ""What the fuck was tha . . ."""

"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""