129721

Joke of the Day

"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."

"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."

"Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments."

"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."

"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."

"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"

"I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations."

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked."

"Did you hear about the gay guy that fell into a coma? It's the first reported case of a fruit becoming a vegetable."

"If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive"