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Joke of the Day
"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."
Next Joke
"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra... Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"
"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."
"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"
"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."