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Joke of the Day
"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."
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"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."
"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"
"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""
"Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."
"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"
"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"