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Joke of the Day
"Double limb transplants are so expensive They cost an arm and leg"
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"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"A magician was driving down the road when suddenly... He turned into a driveway!"
"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""
"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"I repeatedly slapped my girlfriend as hard as I could at the concert last night. I was clapping for the band."
"What political party does Donald Trump belong to? The Whig Party"
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"The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting ""Stay off the grass."""
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