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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
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"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"
"Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job."
"How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger."
"Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type""."
"If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."