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Joke of the Day
"I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan."
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"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"
"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."
"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."
"Have you decided on dinner? ""Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."" Very good. *hears waiter yelling at chicken* WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY"
"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"
"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."
"Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: ""Hey, you're just my type."""