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Joke of the Day
"The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting ""Stay off the grass."""
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"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"
"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"
"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."
"HR says I'm not allowed to scream ""OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP"" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :("
"""Smoking breaks"" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain"
"What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world? Molar opposites."
"Q: What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting? A: Tally hohoho!"