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Joke of the Day
"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
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"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"
"If you're at a bar & see a security camera, make the Halpert Face at it. If the cops are ever reviewing the footage, it'll give em a laugh"
"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."
"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"
"If Willy Wonka manufactured anything other than candy that movie would just be a dark tale of a negligent factory owner murdering children."
"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."
"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"