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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"

"I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."

"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."

"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."

"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."

"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."

"Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer."

"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"