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Joke of the Day

"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."

"Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE"

"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."

"Where did the glue go on vacation? Nowhere! He just stuck around!"

"I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache."

"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours."

"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."

"I'm still on my first marriage, and... Wait, that sounded very negative, as if I don't expect this marriage to last. My current wife hates it when I talk like that."