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Joke of the Day

"If you're at a bar & see a security camera, make the Halpert Face at it. If the cops are ever reviewing the footage, it'll give em a laugh"

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"I hate girls who insert the phrase ""my boyfriend"" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend."
"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""
"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"
"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."
"I told my girlfriend I'm JFK Because I'm the king of cum-a-lot"
"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By leaving a plunger in the toilet"
"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"