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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"

"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."

"How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it."

"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not."

"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."

"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""