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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."
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"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."
"If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have? diabetes.... I'll see myself out"
"Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."
"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."
"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday."
"A Tiny Joke Zack's penis."
"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""
"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."