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Joke of the Day
"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."
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"The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out ""RUNNN-niggernigger!"""
"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."
"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"
"The ultimate masochist The submissive: Hit me!!! The masochist: No..."
"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""
"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."
"Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."