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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""

"I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane"

"Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets."

"My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again."

"I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."

"Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean."

"how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder."