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Joke of the Day

"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"

"Did you know that beer contains female hormones? It's true. You drink too much you get fat, get emotional, talk too much, cry, and you can't drive a car. All apologies to the fairer sex."

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a scalpel, a bonesaw, a chest spreader, & ten cc's of nothing to lose."

"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."

"How did the alien tie his shoes? With an astroknot."

"I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties."

"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes"