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Joke of the Day
"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."
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"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
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"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
"2012 finally we know ..."
"Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift"
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."
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