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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"

"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."

"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."

"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... ."

"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"

"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."

"I have a joke about capitalism. I'll tell it to the highest bidder."

"Him: Whatcha thinkin about? Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby."

"On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me... Five Gallup polls Four awful choices Three Trump Steaks Two more WikiLeaks And a cache of Clinton emails!"