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Joke of the Day

"I understand why abortion is a touchy subject (NSFW) Because on one hand I'm all for killing babies but I really don't think women should have a choice in the matter"

"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."

"What do you call a carrot that repeats everything you say? WOAH! BACK UP, BACK UP. You've seen a TALKING CARROT?"

"How do you make the letter ""H"" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen"

"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."

"A hamburger and french fries walk into a bar... The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"You should never trust a Scottish tailor. It'll get you kilt."

"When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? When he's a hillbilly."

"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"