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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."

"What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax."

"I hate women, so I decided to fight misogyny Where's this Ogyny girl at? I got a knuckle sandwich for her."

"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."

"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."

"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"ebola jokes Knock knock Who's there? Ebola. Ebola who? Ebowl of cereal"

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW] The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning."

"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."