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Joke of the Day
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."
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"With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!"
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"What's 12 inches long and makes women scream at night? Cot death."
"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"
"My cat complains when I drive him to the vet, but we always end up stopping behind Red Lobster ""just for a second"" whenever he drives."
"Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial? He wasn't koalafied!"
"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."
"A Dad's Advice A dad is giving his son some advice one day. The dad says, ""Son, don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind."" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"I always carry a jellyfish in case I need to pee on someone."