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Joke of the Day

"How do you make the letter ""H"" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen"

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."

"That's offensive -- Pikachu is his slave name."

"Why don't you see any slow black people? All the slow ones are in prison."

"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? I don't cum on an apple before i eat it."

"Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!"

"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."

"Learn to solve your problems like a constipated mathematician... Just work it out with a pencil."

"My wife's name is Elle but I call her ""L"" for short, because I don't have all day."