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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton? A jew blowing their presidency"

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"Why does the baker have so many loaves? Because they bred."

"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"

"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"

"Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious."

"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."

"Say what you want about the Aztecs.... ... but they have alot of heart. (i'm not funny)"

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."