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Joke of the Day

"A hamburger and french fries walk into a bar... The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"What do you call the runs in space? The floats"

"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."

"What Do You Call A Jewish Dilemma? Free Ham"

"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."

"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."

"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."

"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"ME:*lying*omg i have an identical twin too DATE:wow we should all meet up [cut to us at a house of mirrors] DATE: your brother is quiet"