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Joke of the Day

"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."

"George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects""."

"*pulls away from kissing* batman, is this why I'm your sidekick?"

"The guys and I are heading into town. Gonna hit a few bars, a strip club, and then, MAYBE... ...the Museum."

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."

"Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? Inflation"

"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"

"Peter Pan escaped the adult world... ...by becoming an alcoholic. He goes by Peter the Panhandler now."

"What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long"

"Just waiting to hear those three special words... ""there's no evidence."""