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"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."
"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."
"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."
"I just saw a woman fall in the street so I asked if she wanted help or sex because I don't know her or her hierarchy of needs."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!"
"A helium atom walks into a bar The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. The helium atom doesn't react."
"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose."